Jerk

Kevin found a place that sold Coke.  He didn't buy me one.  It's "Have a Coke and a smile," not "Have a Coke and a sh*t-eating grin"...dick.

Hi Andrew!  I know we are in different rooms right now. But rather than moving 10 feet, I'll send you a message bounced from outer space. I found this at Uncle George's: 

^^^^^